Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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