You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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