I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
there is puke in my bra ... again
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