If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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