I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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