Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
True college students do jello shots in the library
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