Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You may now shotgun with the bride
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
COCAINE IS GR8
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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