I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
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