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The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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