who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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