it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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