He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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