Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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