I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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