why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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