Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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