found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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