dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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