Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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