just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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