If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I fill condoms, not promises.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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