don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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