question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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