I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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