That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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