so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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