we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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