with your own penis?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Randomize
