Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
