should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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