I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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