I think I am morally bankrupt
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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