I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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