no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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