Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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