and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Congratulations! We have a period
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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