I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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