i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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