The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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