but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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