redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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