Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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