i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
