He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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