Grow some girl-balls and come out already
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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