So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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