oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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