That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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