it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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