Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
