Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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