so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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