Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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