Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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