so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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