I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
All the doctor said was why
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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