I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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