Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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